About Me

Me?

Who am I?

No, really, who am I?

You see, that's the thing. I've got many sites and profiles each with basic personal information, but those only go so far. 

You could find me on Twitter, Facebook, even MySpace if you look hard enough. Or just go to the aggregate site I have over at flavors.me - there's even a mostly neglected LinkedIn profile and a completely ignored Google+ account. I've got a very nice resume out there as well.

But here's the thing. Even I couldn't tell you who I am. I just don't know. 

I can tell you a story of my life; dates and facts that equal the summation and culmination of my life to that point.

I suppose, at my core, I'm just a basic man trying to find his own way in life. 

But what about other aspects of my life? Do I have friends? Enemies? Hopes? Dreams? Loves? Hates? Yes, of course. As much as any other person. 

This is why even the people who have known me for years could give you a description of me that would do me some justice. But would it be accurate?

I've gotten quite philosophical, haven't I?

Oh, well. I'm sorry. I haven't given you the answers you were looking for. In fact, I think I've given you more questions than anything else. Perhaps if you read this blog you'll get to understand me better. Or, perhaps, I need to write well enough to be understood. 

Anyway, sorry for going on so long. Please enjoy what I have and I will try to be funny, insightful, endearing, unintentionally rude, crass, a bit vulgar, and - above all - entertaining.