Well, Isn't That Special

Here I was thinking this was going to be the highlight if my day.

Not as good as the apple pie one, though...

I got a name tag at work. Now I'm on par with those hot shots at Applebee's! Or was it T.G.I. Friday's? Or Ruby Tuesday's?  Or O'Charlies? Or Friendly's? Or Chili's?

And I thought they didn't like me. Or maybe they're lulling me into a false sense of security....

I just hope I don't need to start acquiring around 37 pieces of "flair" and lame suspenders.